A True Saab Story

So my car has been giving me trouble for the last six months or so. Luckily, the trouble is over. It's a 1998 Saab 900S. The first thing that happened was the fuel pump died. That was pretty expensive. Then it died again, which didn't cost me anything because the new one was still under warranty. Then something else happened, and the mechanic was going to try and figure it out. Luckily, my car decided instead to roll backwards down a hill at the mechanics place, running into two other cars and totalling itself. His insurance will pay for my car, and he's giving me a different Saab to use in the meantime. Rest in pieces, Saab. It was a good ride.